I think I’m totally screwed. Remember the Walpurgis Night festival?¹ I think I accidentally killed a sister there. But I’m not sure if she was a sister or a demon… Probably a demon though.
LISTEN. I didn’t do it on purpose. Our moms said that demons have horns between their legs, and they use them to rape us? Fuck, or whatever, and spread viruses and leave parasites in our bodies.
I haven’t had my period lately, my belly’s getting bigger, and I’ve got symptoms of a parasite infection. Can this shit spread through the air?
But damn, there’s this chick, no, this demon in my class, and she seemed really suspicious. So I secretly spiked her coffee with antifreeze and killed her.²
I swear, I didn’t think she’d actually die. I was just messing around.
Do you think if I confess at the women’s district meeting this week, they’ll forgive me?
I tried to secretly tell Mom about it, but fuck, she just kept saying the same thing over and over: to truly empathize with each other’s memories and experiences, we all have to share them. She says I don’t know how terrifying it is to believe and serve one god absolutely.
Ugh…, AwoMEN… I’m so fucking tired of this.
Why can’t we just kill, take, win, and conquer like the demons do?
If she was really a demon, then I didn’t do anything wrong, right?
But is this demon identification method even accurate? No period, flat chest, rough skin, smells bad, and balding? Isn’t there a more accurate way, fuck?
How the fuck are you supposed to check for horns between their legs
I’m also super hairy, have no breasts, and haven’t had my period lately. Am I a demon? LOL
Am I a demon too? LOLUgh…³
1.A festival held on April 30th or May 1st in Central and Northern Europe, where it is said that witches would hold a feast with demons before descending into the underworld.
2.Jeong Ji-yong, “Investigation Launched into ‘Boss Given Antifreeze Coffee’ Womad Post… Police Considering Seizure and Search.” Kookmin Ilbo, July 28, 2016.
3. “… man and masculine might just as easily signify a female body as a male one, and woman and feminine a male body as easily as a female one.” Judith Butler, Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity, Routledge, Chapman & Hall, Inc., 1990.